primping is work

Good morning readers :)
Today is the day... or one of the days anyway. Amazing the amount of thought that I need to put into a date, however lunch-like it may be. It started last night, let me recap:
MONDAY
5:00 Kate is sitting at her desk at thinking about what to wear. She doesn't want to look over dressed because then everyone at work will know something is up and razz her about it all day. She doesn't want to look too under dressed either...
6:00 Kate is making her list for Wal-Mart and is thinking about whether she needs a new shirt or not...
7:00 Kate is leaving work, still pondering the possibility of new clothes, but now wonders if shoes might help.
7:15 Kate calls co-worker to tell her about cute boy in the parking lot stopping and talking to her - ooops, not about the date... Well, hey, a girls gotta brag sometimes!
7:30 Kate is at Wal-Mart and has decided that there is nothing there that catches her eye, so she avoids the shoe section and decides not to go to the shoe store afterwards either.
8:00 Kate is driving home, calls friend 'N' on cell phone to tell her about date and see if she has any awesome 'married chic' advice to give Kate. N tells Kate the same thing she always tells Kate "Just be yourself and if you aren't interested in the guy, it's cool. There are more guys out there..." Kate decides that this is good advice.
8:30 Kate is standing in front of closet deciding that she should have bought something new to wear because there is nothing worth wearing in there.
8:45 Kate consoles herself with some chocolate milk.
9:00 Kate decides on black slacks and a green top that everyone seems to think looks good and brings out her eyes. Kate decides also that chocolate milk is the answer to everything.
9:15 Kate gets her ironing board and starch and irons her green shirt. Kate also decides that there has to be a better design for ironing boards.
9:30 Kate hangs shirt up and irons slacks. Kate decides that these are her favorite slacks as they are barely even wrinkled. Kate vows to buy more slacks like this.
10:00 Kate is laying bed on the phone and realizes that she didn't paint her toenails as she had planned but decides it is ok since she will wear socks and shoes rather than sandals.
10:30 Kate thinks all is right in her world and goes to sleep.
TUESDAY
6:25 Kate crawls from bed and gets heathens up and ready for school.
6:55 Kate gets into the shower and decides to shave. This pushes Kate's shower into overtime and forces her to HAUL ASS with the rest of her morning routine.
7:10 Kate pulls on slacks and opens sock drawer. NO. BLACK. SOCKS. Oh fuck.
7:15 Kate rethinks her ability to properly plan things as she does her hair.
7:25 Kate is scrubbing off her toenail polish and sticking a bottle of pink polish into her pocket.
7:30 Kate puts on black sandals and gets the hell into the car before she makes herself late.
7:40 Kate puts on makeup while driving.
8:00 Kate gets to work and paints toenails pink.
8:20 Kate is writing in her blog and wondering why in the sam hell she is writing in the third person, lol.
8:30 Kate signs off of her blog so she can send an e-mail to #9 and confirm lunch...
more to come...